Thurs Feb 9th

"turn on the chuckle mic"

"Did he call me an old man"

"It good that you have a personality because ..."

Super Dave Osborne "Mariah Carey has had so much plastic surgery she is like a siamese cat with tits"

Dicky " .. and how were you associated with this"
Super D " I was watching it, thats how"
Dicky " Were you one of the writers ? "

Super D " you've got to change that joke"

"They've got a month to bring us breakfast and still beat Stacey"

"I'm explaining your joke for you "

Super D "Why would you say 'who knew that' ?"

Super D "Bush has never worked 8 days in a row so you got that on him "

Super D "Stacey , is it okay if President Lincolns face is on my egg ? "

"This is my pick of the week you're going to like this"
Super D " Why dont you let me make up my own mind?"

"Pleasant, i'd like you to meet unpleasant"
Super D "Ha Ha Ha"

Super D " What a good comeback, i am in the hospital for 6 months"

Super D "This show is not as important as a computer. You stop eating your sandwich and go in there and call him back"

"You're thinking of Ed O'Neill, by the way"

"I swear i'm going to jump over this console"
Super D " If you could jump that high.."

Super D " The reason he didnt say library is that he's never been to one"
Dicky "He didnt think it was a word"

Super D "The vice president is shrouded in hospital tubes"

**"Today? The one and only SUPER DAVE OSBORNE…really, need we say more?
Oh wait, yes. At the end of the show, Jonas from THE SKELETONES paid us a visit…they’re playing at Mountain High on Feb 11. Check it out."