Jan 30 - Feb 2 No Shows

Friday Feb 3rd Big Superbowl Spectacular !!!

Fri Jan 27th "Oink, Oink"

**"Funny funny man DAVE FOLEY joined us w/ with his bride CRISSY GUERRERO and their exquisite daughter ALINA…joined by LAURA MILLIGAN, PINKY TURZO. These three — plus TRACY DE NISI bring us “THE TRIBUTE” – a knockout stage extravaganza at the Steve Allen Theatre in Hollywood — tonight and tomorrow.

DICKY
WILL BE IN DETROIT ALL NEXT WEEK AT THE SUPER BOWL — THERE WILL BE A VERY VERY SPECIAL BROADCAST NEXT FRIDAY.LIVE FROM DETROIT. WITH DICKY AND STACEY.6 AM TIL 11 AM So stay tuned, it’s going to be a
fantastic show and early buzz suggests Dicky’s already got some
out-of-control guests up his sleeve…so be sure to listen!"

Thur 26th Jan "Mighty Monkey Show"

**"More music! Today, Dicky welcomed PLIMSOULS’ founder PETER
CASE, who enthralled and played, as well as the very funny PETER STUART
from DOG’S EYE VIEW. Case plays tomorrow at McCabe’s in Santa Monica
while Mister Stuart’s album — “Tomorrow Always Comes” is in stores
now."

[ I will get something up here eventually just a bit worn out by other stuff ]

Wed Jan 25th "Pie with Pavarotti"

**"This week: Monday and Tuesday Liz was reporting from the 2006 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. Meanwhile back in studio Dicky et al welcomed Boston band The Dents on Monday. Then yesterday, he brought in another director who managed to crack $20 million in his opening weekend Len Wiseman, the man behind Underworld. Which also stars Kate Beckinsale – Len’s wife. Great visit there. Then in-studio today: Donald Wolfe, an extraordinary writer whose book “THE BLACK DAHLIA FILE” sheds new and shocking light on a 50 year old unsolved crime. Amazing. What a week. And it’s only Wednesday"

"Chuck, Its Dick leaving you a message, how you been buddy, i heard you yesterday, i heard you"

"I feel like you cheated on me"

"Did you do answering for Jonesy yesterday ?"

"Its Richard the middle son"

"Politically it is right on base ."
"Oh my good sweet Jesus"

"Who was dad dating then ?"

"What it really was they were afraid infection would go up into the brain and you would become a little retarded"
Chuck/Stacey "So thats what happened. Finally"

"We pried your little eye open"

"The day you went out in the snow to play, there you were out there playing and in a little while you came in and you said
, by the way you lisped, 'i met a new friend and i think i love her' I said you love her what did she say to you" Hey kid Go in the house and blow
your nose"

"I was in gifted learning too wasn't i ?" Chuck "Special"

"Any celebrities ? " "Thats one" "Barely " "Stop laughing"

Liz "When we do the prison show. Like the cover show its always a popular favorite""

Liz "Oh, now you care"

"When did your plane touch down,Liz, did you just get off the thing"

"I've never met anyone who knows the Anthrax more than the Joe Jackson version"

"In 1945 or 46 or could it have been 47" "January '47"

"I was able to see the DA files[] I was only able to see 3 file boxes; there are actually 35 file boxes..."

Liz "I dont even want to do the news, this is fascinating stuff"
Dicky" This is a dream day for me"

"Bugsy under glass"

"I wish i had more time for you, unfortunatley i do a punk rock show. I am the punk rock Oprah Winfrey"

[ the interview is kind of tough to just pull quotes from . Very,Very interesting]

"Call up and request a category " Chuck "Fad !!!"

"Can i have a different question ?"

"What is ALF an acronym for ? " "Oh no ., wait , i dont know"

"The official show of the Arctic Monkeys"

Liz "Turning Japanese is about touching somebodies man parts"

"There is a Jackson Browne song that is a little dirty " Dicky "'Running on empty'"

"Liz, it is your choice you can have either have the masturbation song or the dead dog song of the day"
"Thats so awful its like Sophies choice"

"You're like a little Roman"

"I wouldnt say he was Jonesy large, he was more like MMS large"

Liz " Did you hear about Pamela Anderson going after the state of Kentucky"
Dicky " Really she wants to bone them all .... the entire state."
LIz " oh no ..."
Dicky " .. shes finished with the Rock and Roll world now shes going after Kentucky"

"there were some talented people last night" "just barely"

"The vocal aerobics so many of them like to do"

[ "Pie with Pavarotti" is way too long for me to transcribe . I may just edit the mp3 and put that up :-) ]

"Perhaps it is because i am canadien" ( In what Monty Python would call a ridiculous French accent )

"What are you doing today , do you want to go for lunch.. me and you .. buddy"
"noon time is when i like to eat"
Chuck "How about dinner ?"

"Are you engineering with that bitch again"
"Are you engineering behind my back , how dare you engineer !!"

"Liz, you got your Pavarotti pie story"
"How about the time i drank coffee on the japanese train"

"Keep listening more good things are going to happen ... like Chuck doing Jonesys Jukebox"




[ Days like this are what makes me do these things for this show. An intelligent show with music i want to hear. Things i would say to my friends as we are grown ups not trying to cater to kids. A morning show that does not need to pander or insult its listeners.
I know it doesnt read like the "News hour" but it is a refreshing breath of air.
Best show on Indie; Day in , Day out .]

Tue Jan 24th

"Hey Chuck , Dick, Early in the morning"

"we booked him last week so if he turns up that will be a suprise"

"Lems-crafters"

"Normally this is Tattuesday. After a year plus we are going to do it more selectivley"

"I'll make the numbers up for the sake of math"

"Hand to god i have to fill this out in triplicate"

"A damn good chance with me and the me's of the world"

"Tommys rebate stand"

"I'm an idiot but i'm a conniving , evil idiot"

"What , is that water ???"

".. and you partied with Tommy Lee"
"... well i partied with Dawn"

"Any celebrities.......?"

"Lets find out .." [ Whatever the phone number is ]

"I did , i'm married to a Canadian if you remember"

"A really cute girl in a tight leather suit" [ may have helped]

Len W. "It is a violation if i have to get up before 11 am"

".. and i am no longer joking"

Dicky re Bosstones "People loved us, critics not so much, so F.. them "

"you mention Sci-Fi and Chuck gets all doey eyed"

Liz "I'm just trying ouT how Dawns blackberry works"

Liz "I got a hell of a scarf"

"Chuck has some news i may have to lose you"

"...and you can sit there and pretend you dont care"
Liz " I d'ont"

"Its like you're here Liz"

[ Kate may come in ]
"I dont think so with the way we pronounced her name"

"Kate Wiseman"

"Hey Glen"

"His name is Ken wiseas... no Len Wiseman" :-)

Len " Its been a pleasure , Skippy"
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"I just heard these lyrics for the first time"

"The fake morning show has ruined this. Do we sound like those idiots"

"Some DJ on steriods"

"A very attractive woman who works for another radio station with a nice ass walked by and i completely forgot"

"Thanks for calling; Motor City Madwoman"

Liz "Am i clipping ???"
Chuck " You are not touching any buttons are you ???"

Liz "Supreme court justice Ordination"

Chuck "He is offensive"

Chuck " I was in hospital for 3 days"
Dicky " Wow,.. sorry i am laughing"

BILLY BRAGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Caller " It wasn't a big corporate thing like telling the time" << there is a t shirt right there :-)

"Nadias theme , i think it was"

"When i'm really doing good djing"

"I'm missing eyelashes in one eye"
"hush"
"this is the what my mother told me"

Stacey "Do you want the Thank Yous and you said no, i can read them off the board"
"Stacey, zip it"

Mon Jan 23rd

"Stacey is about 5ft off the ground, which is about twice her actual height"

"She could barely concentrate on Greys anatomy"

"The seahawks from the latte capital of the world"

Dicky " The team that beat up your team you want to .."
Kevin " .... NO !!! you want them to suffer"

"One for the thumb in '81 .. now 25 years later"

Liz in UTAH for Sundance.

Dicky " Balls dropping cold"

"Oh, thats sounds boring"

"Hold on Liz we might have to break, there is a fire near my house"

Dicky " Is that cleaning crew distracting ?"
Liz " no ..well just a little bit"
" Its distracting to me"

"Will and Grace that was must see TV ... appointment tv"

"Some kind of jock adrenaline" re Kobe's 81 points

Surf Junkie Jeff " Throw on all the rubber you got"

"Liz is in a beer soaked basement in Utah"

".. get to the news and save the Sundance stuff for Dave Navarro"

"Did you guys watch the Miss America Pageant"
"1975 was the last time i watched that"

"I've started to retain things Liz , its a course i'm taking"

"Like a punch in the heart"

"Oh you go to a bar , are you a drinker " to Stacey

Stacey " I found an excuse to get up on a Sunday and start drinking at 9 in the morning"

"My lip and my tooth just squeaked aloud"

"Thats exciting for nobody"

"Why have they got to call Jack Kevorkian??"

"Oh my god i would hang myself in that bar"

Stacey " I may or may not delete it from my email"

The DENTS in live

"Right into that , there we go"
"Oh its gorgeous now"
"I was one of the 30 different members of the Freez"
"Thats harsh, dude"

"You know you are using Jonesys mic, well really i am. Dont tell Jonesy i use his mic"

Sing song live

Liz " The gifting has begun"

"Hes still dead"

Liz " I played at Spaceland, thats actually true"

"Whats with the rebates. I have been cutting up boxes to get my $400"

Crazy phone call with Boston "artist" phoning in asking if transgender people can be lesbians.
Then calls back realising he was listening to a recording.

Fri Jan 20th

"Anything you need to know , no, and if i did leave anything it would be the first time"

"7.11am" "Thats going to get annoying really soon"

"An adorable picture of christ coming out of a grave with a machine gun smoking a cigar"


"heavily connected in the entertainment world, loosely connected in the criminal world"

"Saying the time is comforting to our listeners"
"This is one of the bad ideas you and me had"

"Is flag day for all flags? "

"7.34am" "What do you think of that Liz?"

"Will you phone tell me what this has to so with Radio Shack"

"how many of these people exist ..2?"

Liz " Died of a heart attack at 64. we wish him well"

"It was jonesy heading home"

"What the hell was that ? Was it an Earthquake ? AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"

"lets have the radio show without time"

Plays Husker Du "Could you be the One" Yah !
Caller " I know you are playing this album but can you play another song off of it. Visionary"
Dicky "Next week.. i dont want to do Rock Blocks"

"You should be tuning in anyway"
"Just for that i am not going to tell you when we are doing it"

".. on its way to Piccadilly"

"I drove by and yelled from my Prius. 'He didnt even win the stupid game show'"

".. The Bee Gees gave their songs up"

"Simon Cowell.. if theres a way he could kill these losers"

"You know whats precious about out news gal Liz Warner is that she appears to have just set foot on Earth"

"oops there go the phones"
"people who dont have enough people around them to tell them they cant sing"

"I'll watch anything on tv except soap operas"
Liz " .. in English"
"Oh i love the Tele novellas"

"Have we become that annoying radio advert"

Caller " Why is there a guest list"
"Your right i should pay extra"

Dicky " you couldnt do your act on broadcast tv"
Robert Schimmel " You could, one time"

RS " I got the one not named after the guy"
RS " I got a doctor at the Mayo clinic telling me i can smoke pot"
RS " When i found out the cost i decided (living) a few blocks ( from the ocean) was no problem "

"That system is great" "Its pretty"

"Have any of these teams wronged you"
"Stupidest thing i have ever heard"
"It is very similar to Tarot card reading"
"So this is dumb and you are even dumber"
"You were holding out information from me"

"10.01 am"

**"Today Dicky welcomed the funny funny ROBERT SCHIMMEL…and also our Friday sports Mook, Paul. Liz will be bringing news live from the Sundance Film Festival on Monday and Tuesday. Plus this Monday, our guests will include Boston band The Dents!"

Thu Jan 19th

"Lets find some way to speed that up instead of going through regular channels and getting a big fat no."

"Towards the microphone like you've done it before"

"I'm not going to , like, put a penis for the l"

"i was driving in on the prairie"

"Find out the name first ..."

"I want to get you a new beatbox for work "

"its just jason and me goofing off and sometimes they film it"
".. at the end of each season he still has 250 things to do"
"I will not do KROQ and i must do Indie"
"You are my favorite tv star. Kimmel just moved to 2nd place"

"Clocks are fun"
Liz " theres nothing like a good clock"

Liz " the beaches are open"
"What are we doing here. Road trip!"

"independent rock"

"Buenos dios, Son"

"Hey Dicky i listen to indie when i drive to work and now my car doesnt work"
Dicky "Heres what we are going to do about that ...."

Wed Jan 18th

"Its Stacey i'm about to take the ice"

"those hippy rednecks"

"he was specific about what it was sucking"
"Cheese-o"
"Maybe he just logged on the internet for the first time"

"Juliana, i like all beers"

Liz " Stop belly aching about the cds and the clocks"

"I don't think it was inappropriate enough"

Liz " No doubt a call will come through instantly with the exact number"

" I apologize because i don't care"

Liz " A curmudgeonly grammy winner who dared a nation to knock on wood"

"her hair on the jumbotron must have looked like the rainforest"

"Did you drop the gloves and head for them"

"Unless theres hooch its tough to get the littlest one in"

Dicky " I've got to retain things"
Liz " ... no, no thats what were for"

"Hes not diddling the animals"

"Liz Warner , one of 7 kids, was the Munich of the family"

"We brought you some exclusive sound clips"

"Heres me talking about a really young me"

"We know we are going to have a very heavily bootlegged film"

"We staged the SSD reunion"
" I would not class this as a successful reunion"

Ian MacKaye( sound clip) " For 10000 singles we just sat there cutting and folding"

Todd Youth ( on phone ) "So i got to drive to Salt Lake City to see it"

Liz " Is Minor Threat getting back together ?"


**"Two fascinating filmmakers headed for Sundance– Paul Rachman and Steve Blush with “AMERICAN HARDCORE” the new doc that profiles same. Great stuff."

WaffleTuesday

"Sorry , No Red Kross cd. I forgot it at my house"

Stacey " Liz is alone in that office a lot"

Dicky " I watched that" re Golden Globes
Chuck "YOU DID !!!"

Dicky " Why do your friends want to drill pucks at you"

Liz " Your special Pixies cassingle"

"Mandatory suicides in Oregon"
"I am feelng a little depressed i think i will kill myself"

Dicky re Ryan Seacrest " I have a high expectation of him going to annoy me"
Dicky re Promotions department " What time do they roll in at ?"

Caller " I just woke up did you play Red Kross"
Dicky " YOu missed my big apology"

Liz " I have really just been sitting around eating bon-bons"

"A mouse caught fire"

"academy awards lite"

"Pixies live at Budokan"

"You know what would have been awesome, put Jonesy in the net like a cork in a bottle"

"Why do i instill fear in people"
"Why do you guys have a full kitchen, like Jane Goodall with the apes" "Feed the big one"

"The studio has never smelled nicer, when we come in on a Monday after a Camp Freddy Weekend it smells like someone smoked cigarettes with their ass"

The 88 Sing "Nobody Cares" live

Liz " They came, they cooked, they crooned"
Dicky " .. the drummers detailing my car"

"Waffle Wednesday" ... "Waddle Thursday"

Dicky " The guys were asking me is Liz going to keep interrupting Dicky " :-)

"Enough with the waffles , i have had three, i'm jumpy from the syrup"

"I have a dream that one day my head will be the second 'o' in a silly named search engine"

Another 88 song live

"As the guys were leaving they asked if anyone had a Shepherds pie recipe they needed
for Jonesy at lunchtime"



**" Tonight is the Kings game featuring the MMS’s own Party Girl Stacey in the goalcage! ( A not-to-be missed sporting event.)
Plus: Breakfast with The 88!That’s right, this superb band whom we always enjoy having on actually came in and made everyone waffles in studio. Just a lovely morning with a great band. Who happens to be playing tomorrow in Pomona at the Glass House."

Mon Jan 16th

Bad Brains and Public Enemy to start .

"uniformly atrocious decisions" "By uniform you mean the stripes"

"I love how you got the (referees) names"

"A slack jawed nation" "We now realised we had spent our whole lives not knowing what a catch constituted"

"I have startebeen flinching during playoff games"

"In dog years how old is that" " i'd have to do math"

Stacey " I had an exhausting weekend"

Liz " Dicky , did you invent the word Ska-Core"
Dicky "Have you been googling?"

"The only morning show that is Mighty !!"

"Did he call me Bob Einstein"

"They had to teach for the slowest dumb kid"
Dicky " Hey, i had to learn too"

"Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant again"
"Is she going to keep it ?"

"BrokeBack Mountain Yippe Yi -Oh KY"

Re Narnia " Rowr, I am bad Jesus"
"Nicky is happy to have you here"

"An Olympic miracle"

**"TODAY — we remember Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Guests: Jim Vallely, co-exec producer of Arrested Development came, discussed, fielded questions about the show and also turned out to be pretty sidesplitting.
Also, Kevin Hench, sports maestro from Fox Sports.com…great coverage."

Fri Jan 13th

**"This year’s Friday the 13th broadcast starred Stacey On The Road to Big Bear where she is commandeering 40 lucky listeners on a daylong ski-ing. snowboarding, AMERICAN EYES-listening extravaganza…

Back home, Dicky welcomed Jake Lentz from Jimmy Kimmel Live and Paul the Sports Mook. Funny show, punctuated by occasional call-ins from Big Bear where they appear to be having an absolute blast."

Thurs Jan 12th <<< A CLASSIC !!!!!

Dicky " ... but if i pad through the living room in my underwear."
"so we're going to go to the in'n'out' burger. Get a few cars"

@Kimmel show; Liz "There was hooch and treats"
"dia-pers"
Liz " Do you really want to take her for fondue. Thats really the question"

"It takes a big man to cry, and an even bigger man to laugh at them"

Dicky "Liz, Dont interrupt me, thats a very very bad habit you have" :-)

"Lets just sit here quietly till it is 7.45" "you call it dead air, i call it meditating"

"thats my playground instructor"
"Wow"

"Supermarket studs"

"..within 2 hours there is a swastika drawn on my forehead. Its such a nice place"

"Sheets, pussy"

"we can get the peacemaker out now and settle this just now"
"The leg of a coffee table would not be unusual under your car seat"

"in between class, lets fight" "Slap fight"

"low budget, high quality"

"the highest compliment you can give a horror movie is dont see it" "But then i realised they were Canadians"

Liz " The eye coming out is that an accident " " oh no its intentional"

The noise for punching .....
"it was just assumed that if you ran in to a New kid on the block you assumed you hit them"

"what goes on in Iceland stays in Iceland"

American Eyes do live version of "Radio"

The Proclaimers !!!!
Mission of Burma !!!!

**"Wow. More New England, more scary movies and a great band. Dicky welcomed ELI ROTH, the man who managed to bring in some 20 million clams over the weekend with his “Low Budget Indie” HOSTEL. Hilarious, smart, and thoroughly entertaining. The AMERICAN EYES – the hot young band that’s playing tomorrow at the INDIE SNOW LODGE at Big Bear. Stay tuned and listen because these guys are on their way."

Web Jan 11th

Dicky "Its the Indie ski trip this Friday"
Chuck "I feel drunk already"

Eli Roth in tomorrow !!!


**"Go Go-Go!
Today Dicky welcomed the incomparable Go-Go (and now v successful solo artist) Kathy Valentine to the show she is performing tomorrow at the Viper Room. Info? Go to www.kathyvalentine.com.
Tomorrow: Eli Roth, writer/director of the #1 Movie In America, “Hostel" "

Tues Jan 10th

**"Today Dicky chatted with actor DONALD FAISON who stars in Scrubs — which is on tonite at 9. Then, we had a fantastic visit from master tattoo artist CHRIS GARVER from TLC’s new hit show MIAMI INK — also airing Tuesday nights"

Mon Jan 9th

"Big show today ...... oh no wait it isnt"

"its a radio station of hypochondriacs ..."

Liz "Aerosmith .... did they do drugs ??"

"driving along like Schultz in Hogans heroes"

Re. Cheneys hospitalization for a "foot" injury "he injured his foot putting it in the presidents ass so many times"

"Steve-o is giving people drugs and Paris Hilton is taking them . OOO News Flash !!"

Another weigh-in . "When you look at her ass you say .. yeaah she could definitely lose ..."
"I am taking off the very heavy headphones" " Dicky " I weigh the same. Damn it" "I am putting on muscle"
Dicky " This is fun for everyone but me"

"Oh my god your 9000 years old , could you refer me to another room"

"Ivy league, check you out"

"Im going to give the salesman my weight and he is going to pick an appropriate bike"

Send in your story song ideas ... Liz "Like the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

Fri Jan 6th

**"3 guests. Laughs, controversy, intrigue & New England.
1) Funny funny actor PETER DANTE from “GRANDMA’S BOY” which opens today.
2)The amazing (& controversial!) RON ENGLISH (the original Billboard Liberation Artist — you may remember his work from SUPERSIZE ME) 3) PAUL COHURST …with SPORTS NEWS…

Have a great weekend!"

Thurs Jan 5th

More on Carmen vs Liz

Somebody leaves ( Patrick the ... guy to Las Vegas )

**"The Rose Bowl. Stacey gears up (and suits up) for the LA Kings game — see photos. It’s Chuck’s Mom’s Birthday…tomorrow we’ll check back and see what’s happening with Arrested Development…more later."
( John Beard in a pompadour and noxious 70s jacket whats not to find funny )

Wed Jan 4th

Rose Bowl tickets

Liz " When Tom Cruise jumped up on Oprahs couch a new phrase was invented"
Dicky "What.. Jackass"

**"Today Dicky welcomed Jay Hernandez — star of the upcoming horror flick “HOSTEL” (produced by our own Quentin Tarantino) for an eye opening discussion.
Big topic this a.m. was also Rose Bowl Tickets and the fate, the future, why, the precarious hang-in-the-balance situation that’s befallen ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT…will they stay or will they go? What’s going to happen…will the Bluths be saved? Check out to see what the future holds. More tomorrow.

Stacey had hockey practice today…check out the photos on the site!"

No Tattoosday ....

...but the show is back ... YAAAHHH!

Good music selection today, not many from Indies normal rotation ( which i realise after listening to it for much of the last two weeks i dont really like ( it has changed so much from the earlier days of more Clash and Pixies to too many synth bands):-) )


**"HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
We’re back and not a moment too soon. Today M. Barrett announced a groundbreaking new health initiative that may or may not involve strenuous physical activity. Needless to say, he’s delighted to be back and at the helm."

I think the show comes back today ( Monday )

Maybe they can do a Rose Parade commentary :-)

( Maybe not .. looks like Tuesday )